I wish I knew how to cook. I wish I could honestly understand the phrases that come out of all the contestant’s mouths on Top Chef, but I really have no idea. Most of the time I either stare in complete confusion or just find something else to do when it is on the TV. But Top Chef Masters? That’s something I could get into, only mainly because of super hot Australian celebrity chef, Curtis Stone. Seriously, how ridiculously good looking is this guy? Why are all Australian men so delicious? Questions we may never be able to answer.