Unfortunately, I will always refer to this guy as JASON STAAACKHAAAAAUUUZ. Ryan Kwanten (I like my rendition better) plays Sookie’s dense & promiscuous brother, Jason Stackhouse, on HBO’s True Blood. Although his character is dumb as a doorknob and occasionally a really big jerk (he’s been redeeming himself this season), you can’t deny his good looks. Plus, did you know that he’s Australian? Don’t believe me? Hear for yourself right here. In Melificent’s world, that gives you 20 bonus points off the bat. Enjoy the goodies, ladies!