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Happy Hump Day: John Corbett

Carrie was a nutjob not to end up with Aidan. Sure, her and Big make more sense, but Aidan was just so perfect. Who would reject him? Crazy lady. Anywho, thankfully he’s decided to come back to TV on United States of Tara as the husband of a woman struggling with dissociative identity disorder. And for nearly 50, he is flippin’ hot, is he not? And the man is a staggering 6’5. With all these good looks, I have no idea why I couldn’t find more pictures of him online! It was a struggle to just find these that I included under the jump. Do I need to introduce the world to this man’s hotness? It’s all your fault, Bradshaw.

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Happy Hump Day: Nigel Barker

Guilty pleasures. Everyone has them. And one of mine is America’s Next Top Model. Tyra is bonkers, the girls are a mess and Nigel Barker is pretty. What’s not to love? I honestly don’t know how poor Nigel has survived all these “cycles.” Half of the time, he looks like he wants to jump off a tall building and the other half, he looks as if he is fantasizing about strangling cast members. But, thankfully he remains, calm and composed, with that fabulous accent, dishing out advice (and sometimes scoldings) to models in training. Both Nigel and fellow ANTM personality, Miss J, seem to be going on tour to promote their books, so there is a chance you may be able to see their antics live. Jump on it, and remember to smize, ANTM fans!

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Happy Hump Day: Curtis Stone

I wish I knew how to cook. I wish I could honestly understand the phrases that come out of all the contestant’s mouths on Top Chef, but I really have no idea. Most of the time I either stare in complete confusion or just find something else to do when it is on the TV. But Top Chef Masters? That’s something I could get into, only mainly because of super hot Australian celebrity chef, Curtis Stone. Seriously, how ridiculously good looking is this guy? Why are all Australian men so delicious? Questions we may never be able to answer.

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Happy Hump Day: Seth Gabel

I never thought my little Fringe family could get more lovable. Between Olivia, Peter and Walter, my little TV heart was content. But surprise! Lincoln Lee, played by the adorable Seth Gabel, managed to burrow his way in. I kind of blame J.J. Abrams and his wonderful characters and story lines. Talented bastard. But I digress. How cute is this boy with his little nerdy glasses and suits? And as if he wasn’t cute enough on his own, he’s married to the adorable Bryce Dallas Howard. I’m pretty sure they could make it on an entry of Cute Overload, but that’s just me. I’ll allow you all to make your own decision after the jump!

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Spike TV’s Auction Hunters


I personally love auction shows. It’s always so amazing to see what relics people may be storing in their homes unaware of their value – gets you thinking twice about throwing out your grandmother’s hand-me-down rocking chair, huh? Anywho, two of the best “treasure hunters” in the business, Allen Haff and Clinton Ton Jones, will be back for a second season of Spike TV’s Auction Hunters starting next Tuesday, April 5 at 10pm/9c. The second season follows Haff and Jones across the country in their quest to win auctions, dig for abandoned historical treasure and sell them for a profit. Even better? They decided to start the season with a bang by visiting Miami in their first episode!

Great choice, boys! I can’t wait to see what they uncover in my hometown.
Lord knows we need some positive press after that Bravo housewife debacle (seriously, how terrible were they?).

Check out what the boys have in store for you this season: