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Happy Hump Day: Twilight Edition!

Better late than never, right girls?

In honor of this weekend’s huge release of the second chapter of the Twilight Saga, New Moon, I’m going to treat you to some vampire and werewolf eye candy! What can I say? I’m an equal opportunity humper. Heh. How many of you are seeing the movie sometime this opening weekend? I bought my tickets over a month ago along with a big group of girlfriends and are holding a themed party back at my place after the movie later that night. I am so excited, guys. It’s kind of ridiculous. You know, the thing I like the most about this whole Twilight phenomenon is that it has allowed all us “big girls” to reconnect with our silly youth. We are not afraid to squeal and let ourselves become giddy over cute boys – it reminds me of when things were so much simpler. And that’s nice.

So without further ado, here are our beautiful monsters:

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Happy Hump Day: Agustin Sanchez

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I can say that I’m the lucky lady that belongs to today’s hump day hottie, afterall, I couldn’t feature anyone else this week on  hump day than the birthday boy himself! I happen to think he’s the cutest boy in the world and have been lucky enough to call him mine for the past 8 years (& counting). Things don’t get any better than this, people. For all the non-believers out there, true love does exist. Believe me.

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Happy Hump Day: Gael Garcia Bernal

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I love this pint-sized Mexican boy! Known for being director, Alfonso Cuaron’s, golden boy, he’s been in such great indie films as Amores Perros and Y Tu Mama Tambien and more recently The Motorcycle Diaries and The Science of Sleep. Besides being an amazing actor, he also just became a new daddy to baby Lazaro earlier this year! So life has definitely been busy for Gael (such a great name) and it seems like it is not letting up – according to IMDB, he is slated to be in over 5 more movies in the next couple of years. You definitely won’t see me or my eyes complaining about that one! Enjoy, ladies!

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Happy Hump Day: Matthew Morrison

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Today is hump day, yes. But for the past few weeks, Wednesdays have meant something else for the majority of the U.S.: it’s Glee day!!! What I find to be one of the best new shows (if not the best) of the Fall has taken America by storm. After being lucky enough to attend the Glee panel at Comic-Con, I can honestly say that I don’t think any of the cast or crew thought this show would be as huge as it has become. But you really can’t go wrong with a batch of such talented (and good looking) people. Matthew Morrison would definitely be grouped in that category! He plays Will, the new Glee club teacher, that is struggling with not only his job stability but also with his marriage to a complete and total fruit loop.

If you don’t watch the show, I highly recommend it. If my word isn’t enough for you, check out their killer rendition of Don’t Stop Believin’. I’m pretty much you’ll be sold.

Enjoy the spam, ladies!

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Happy Hump Day: Jason Schwartzman

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Having a pretty irritating night as I write this up, so excuse if I am not as bubbly as usual. Jason has been a favorite of mine since Rushmore and it was basically solidified after I Heart Huckabees. He the ultimate “cool yet nerdy kid.” I absolutely loved him and Zooey Deschanel together. It basically broke my heart when they separated and then was stomped on yet again when he became engaged and married to clothing designer, Brady Cunningham, last month. He’s probably best known as Wes Anderson’s golden child: appearing in the majority (if not all?) of his movies and for that infamous line from Rushmore: “These are OR scrubs. O R they?” Jason is now the star of HBO’s new series, Bored to Death, which premiered this past Sunday and I found to be completely hysterical. Also, he has his own band, Coconut Records, which I find to be amazing. Basically, he is the perfect man for all those indie hipsters out there (and me). Enjoy the spam, ladies!

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