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Happy Hump Day: Michael Fassbender

So ladies, I hear you all a-twitter about Mr. Fassbender. Although I was more of a Charles Xavier kind of girl myself, I can see the draw of the good, but tortured boy gone bad. He was absolutely wonderful as Magneto, no doubt about it, and there is most certainly something attractive about him, but I just can’t get into him (har har) for some reason (I think I just don’t like his smile). But plenty of you girls can, and he’s got some really great photos to choose from on the Tumblr’s, so I decided to feature him this week! You can definitely never say that I only think of myself, now can you? 😉

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Happy Hump Day: Roberto Luongo

Back in my teens, I’m pretty sure I was the only chick in Miami completely and totally obsessed with hockey. Our team, the Florida Panthers, really stink, I’m not one to delude myself. But back in the day, we drafted a new goalie, and his name was Roberto Luongo. It didn’t take much time for me to have a full-blown crush on the guy – and I had reason. Number one, he meets all requirements to be “my type,” and he’s also one talented mofo. He’s now on the Vancouver Canucks and is rocking it in the Stanley Cup Finals (well, not during Game 6), and I don’t think I have to let you guys know who I am rooting for. Go Lu! Bring your A-game to Game 7! 😉

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Happy Hump Day: Kit Harington

Today’s hump day was a request from my dear friend, Eli, but I have to say that I was definitely 100% in agreement. I actually first heard about Game of Thrones (the book series) at last year’s Comic Con when I incidentally started chatting up the owner of TheOneRing.net (yes, I’m that kind of dork) and he filled me in on the epic stories. I actually wrote the books’ information down in my iPhone and I will never forget him telling me that when I read them, I would want to thank him profusely. And although I barely have time to read anymore (but so desperately wish I did) and am only 1/4 of the way through the first book, I have to say that he was right. It’s a fabulous story, and one of the only ones that managed to be translated accurately into an equally kick ass TV series (I’m such a sucker for a good fantasy). I am totally and completely hooked. But I digress….how adorable is newcomer, Kit Harington, that plays the absolutely lovable bastard, Jon Snow? I find myself pretty mesmerized by his lips every time he is on screen. Aren’t they just perfect? I know quite a few girls that wouldn’t mind keeping you warm at the wall, Mr. Snow. 😉

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Happy Hump Day: Justin Timberlake

All photos found via weheartit.com

I’m giving you free reign to mock me: I used to be a really huge *Nsync fan. I’ll give you even more material: I still listen to all their albums and dance around my room while I’m getting dressed. But, a Justin Timberlake fan I was not. I found him to be so irritating and such an attention whore. He stole everyone’s solos (man, he is starting to sound like Rachel Berry) and professed to adore the color baby blue. I’m pretty sure I would have paid money to be able to slap him around for a bit, and the last thing that would have crossed my mind when I was 19 years old was that one day I would love him. Well look at that. Not only do I love him, but I adore his solo music, his acting and his hysterical sense of humor (hope you all caught him & Gaga on SNL this past weekend). Although I really do miss him on the music front (again, never thought that would come out of my mouth), he really seems to have some fun movies coming up like Friends with Benefits and Bad Teacher. Oh, and he’s got killer abs. Proof below. 😉

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Happy Hump Day: John Corbett

Carrie was a nutjob not to end up with Aidan. Sure, her and Big make more sense, but Aidan was just so perfect. Who would reject him? Crazy lady. Anywho, thankfully he’s decided to come back to TV on United States of Tara as the husband of a woman struggling with dissociative identity disorder. And for nearly 50, he is flippin’ hot, is he not? And the man is a staggering 6’5. With all these good looks, I have no idea why I couldn’t find more pictures of him online! It was a struggle to just find these that I included under the jump. Do I need to introduce the world to this man’s hotness? It’s all your fault, Bradshaw.

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